The Battle Of The Bad Hair-‘Kid vs. Todd’
Get the out the Aqua Net, and let's get it on!
On the Wednesday Z Morning Show, we talked about Ethan Boldaz, a 14-year old from Roanoke, Alabama, who is in the running for the title of 'Best Kids Mullet in America' from mulletchamp.com. In fact, Ethan is in the Top 10. Well, this got Todd & I back on an old familiar topic, who had the best hair when we were young. This is an arguement that has raged on for serveral years now, and every so often it returns to rear it's ugly head (No pun intended)
Todd has been bragging about what a sweet haircut he had back in his college days….A BOWL CUT. You can tell he is beaming with pride when he talks about it. Think Lloyd Christmas from the movie “Dumb and Dumber” and that ridiculous quaff on his head, or even as far back as "Moe" from The Three Stooges. Todd claims that he was the coolest and the chicks thought it was irresistible. Obviously, this is a load of hot garbage.
I however, had a beautiful head of long brown hair, that wasn’t a mullet, but perfectly feathered, just like Patrick Swayze in “Dirty Dancing” or Andrew McCarthy in the John Hughes classic, “Pretty In Pink”
As you can see from the photo at the top of this post, we have a side by side of my fabulous do’ and the salad bowl from Olive Garden, that is perched on Todd’s oversized melon.