Top of the Mornin' to ya ladies and laddies!

This week in WhaZ NewZ, we take a look at several different scenarios for your St. Patrick's Day plans. But let's face it, no matter what your plans might be, if you're an adult over 21 years of age, it's likely going to be a touch and go day for you, despite how hard you may try to steer the ship in the direction you want.

Sure, you can try and take it easy, or be moderate, or even plan a full day of debauchery. But we guarantee that it just won't quite go the way you want it to. This is what Sarah and I like to call..... Expectation vs. Reality. this means no matter what the plans are, fate is going to have it's way with you, and make you do things you may not even want to.

Now, maybe you might be able to exhibit some kind of self control, but we have a feeling your friends will ruin you otherwise. Hahahahaha. Either way, we hope no matter what you choose to do, you do it safely. We seriously downright love you, and would hate to see anything bad happen to any of you.

So enjoy that green feeling all day on Sunday. And, make sure the green on your shirt comes from the color, not your insides.

Stay bonny, Bangor!!!

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