Z Morning Show: Sarah’s Shame Shack
This morning we unveiled 'Sarah's Shame Shack', a way for kid and Sarah to really call-out those that need shaming in our society.
Today's edition focused on Corona beer and the Vinalhaven residents who blocked the driveway of another island resident to force quarantining.
Here's how it went down:
This morning we unveiled 'Sarah's Shame Shack', a way for kid and Sarah to really call-out those that need shaming in our society.
Today's edition focused on Corona beer and the Vinalhaven residents who blocked the driveway of another island resident to force quarantining.
Here's a transcript of Sarah's shaming segment:
Corona Beer! Shame on you! What were you thinking naming your beer after a virus! Didn't you think this was going to cause marketing problems?! Your beer puts fear into the very souls of people who aren't very smart. The memes, my god, the memes! The one with the corona in the fridge with the mask on and the other beers in the fridge are piled up on the other side. That is hilarious. So, why, Corona, did you choose this fate?! Shame, shame, shame. I don't care how many citrus wedges I plunge into the at bottle, it can't wipe the tears of shame I feel. Shame!
Shame! Shame on you Vinalhaven vigilantes, trying to force quarantine upon those out-of-towners in their residence on your quaint island! You were doing what you thought best for your little piece of Maine, to protect the people who live there by stopping the spread of coronavirus to this small community. But the irony is not missed, even by your past resident Bill Murray- not that BIll Murray- the one that played professional baseball- the irony that you traveled as a group! A group, I say. This is undermining the need to self-distance, which is detrimental to our community needs right now! Now you, Vinalhaven vigilante militia deserve to understand that forcing people to stay in their homes is of lesser value to our society were the greater value lies with you! Instead of helping your community by forcing out-of-staters to stay put, maybe you should stop mingling and galavanting all over our treasured Maine islands and stay put yourselves. Stop the spread, go home instead! SHAME, I SAY! SHAME!!
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