Sarah’s Diary Entries of Her First Hour Without Kid in the Studio on the Z Morning Show Today

Things sounded different on the Z Morning Show this morning.   While Kid is at the Brewer Hannaford parking lot for the "Free the Z" Turkey drive, Sarah held down the fort in the studio manning the board.  Below were her diary entries for the first hour of the morning show without her trusty morning show companion to lead the way.  Enjoy!

Diary entry: 11/14/2017 5:35 AM

Spent the night with a baby that didn't want to sleep only to be greeted by an empty Z studio.  My baby's cries echo in my head while I sit in the studio, prepping for the show ahead...... all by lonesome. I sit in Kid's chair- or as I like to call it, the "Captain's Chair".  I imagine my heart is as cold right now as Kid's feet while he stands at the Hannaford Parking lot for the 17th annual Free the Z Turkey Drive.  He will be gone for 3 days.... and I will be here.... in a soulless studio.... longing for his return.  I am scared but hopeful.

Diary entry: 11/14/2017 5:55 AM

Hark!  I hear Kid through the studio soundboard.  He has all faith in me that I will not ruin the show with my shotty board-oping skills.  I hope to not disappoint....

Diary entry: 11/14/2017 6:05 AM

I messed up.  I forgive myself.  It is only one mistake.

Diary entry:  11/14/2017 6:07 AM

Oops, messed up again.  Pull it together, Sarah!  Keep cool.

Diary entry: 11/14/2017 6:12 AM

How could I mess up the same thing, like, 5 times in 3 minutes!!  What is happening?!?!?

Diary entry: 11/14/2017 6:13 AM

WHY DID THAT DO THAT!?!  Kid, if I get sent home by our boss and told never to return, please know I didn't want it to be like this!!!  The chaos!!!  I think I smell something on fire!!

Diary entry: 11/14/2017 6:13 AM

THE SONGS WON'T STOP!!!  IT WAS TIME FOR A BREAK, FOR KID TO TALK ABOUT THE TURKEY DRIVE!  The computer keeps GOING!!!  I hear echos of "Sorry Not Sorry" in my head and my brain cannot comprehend or interpret what is happening!!!  ABORT!  ABORT!!

Diary entry 11/14/2017 6:13 AM

SURVIVAL MODE NOW!!!  EVEN THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR CANNOT SAVE ME NOW!!!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Diary entry 11/14/2017 6:13 AM

........................................................................................................................................... i think my body shut itself down.................my mind is numb and I can not feel my fingers...there's a tingle in my tummy..... this must be what you feel like before you die.....  I'm so cold and hungry....   I'm eating my foot..........

Diary entry 11/14/2017 6:14 AM

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Diary entry 11/14/2017 6:15 AM

I asked Paul Wolfe to help.  He told me to double click the next track after deleting something.  Everything's better, for now.  Here comes the next quarter hour.