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Our Favorite Oscar Swag Bag Items
Oh, to be an Academy Award Nominee. Everybody's swooning over your amazing outfit, you get to rub elbows with the rich, beautiful people and, DAYM!- check out all this stuff in the swag bag, yo!
Forbes.com shared all the glitz, glamour, technology and self-defense items (yes, you read that right) what was in this year's $100,000 swag bags.
We're talking trips to far away lands, sweet, amazeballs technology, expensive make-up that I wouldn't ever buy but will definitely try for free, chocolates and luxury services (NOTE- When writing this story I was spellchecked for the word luxury.... I never write it so, apparently, I'm in need of this in my life!).
This swag bag is assembled by a company called Distinctive Assets who gathers items from vendors to promote lavish products to those that could probably afford to buy them. Unfortunately, not everybody gets to enjoy the delights. These bags are only sent to acting and directing nominees. Sorry, all you Best Boy nominees :(
Here's a list of our favorites, or rather, the ones we wish we got. And, if you are with the Distinctive Assets people... I don't even need the bag. I'm from Maine- I'll use the Hannaford bag in my car. Or, better yet, just throw it all in the trunk. No worries! I got this (as I shove diamond earrings and a case of makeup up my shirt).
- Credit: Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images
Credit: Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images 1Trip for Two to Tanzania for 12 Days
Ticket Price: $40,000 - Credit: Photo by William Thomas Cain/Getty Images
Credit: Photo by William Thomas Cain/Getty Images 223-and-Me DNA Kit
Ticket Price: $199 - 3
Pepper Spray from Pepperface
Ticket Price: $27 - $125 - 4
Blue Toothspeaker... that levitates
Ticket Price: $195 - Credit: Photo by Three Lions/Getty Images
Credit: Photo by Three Lions/Getty Images 5My Magic Mud Activated Charcoal Whitening Toothpaste
Ticket Price: $10 - 6
Color Changing Lipstick from Blush and Whimsy
Ticket Price: $22 - 7
Wetsleeve Hydration System
Ticket Price: $40
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