Anyone who has had kids in the past five years, has likely heard of the super-catchy (and equally annoying) PinkFong children's song, "Baby Shark."

I'm convinced it was created as a way to drive already sleep deprived grown people to the brink of insanity, kind of like the Barney Theme song did, all those years ago. What would be the point of introducing the masses to a song like this, which by the way came out in 2016? I'm gonna take a wild stab at it and say its WORLD DOMINATION! Stupify the public and you can control them...

For those of you not acquainted with the glory of "Baby Shark," here is the original...please watch at your own risk.

Again: WARNING. This song will infect your brain, hijacking every single ounce of grey matter and rendering it helpless to the impulse to hum and/or sing this song. You might become a Baby Shark Zombie. We take no responsibility for this.

Now, what's even more disturbing than the song and video itself, if that for some Godforsaken reason, this song HAS NOW MADE IT TO THE BILLBOARD CHART!

Why, God? Why?

According to Billboard.com, the song debuted at #32 of the latest Hot 100 chart.

Now, to put this in perspective, this is the same chart that has Halsey's "Without Me" at #1. This song is on that same list!

Equally as terrifying is that it seems the original song is not enough. So the creators came up with Holiday versions of the song!

Is this Hell? Are we already here?

Let me share with you...

I. Can't. Even.

I'm so sorry. But kind of not. Because if I have to suffer through these, why not have some company?!

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