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New Hampshire Bans Dodgeball Because Of Bullying Concerns
We hope you enjoyed your childhood, because it's slowly being legislated into dust.
Kate Upton May Go to the Prom With High School Kid Who Asked Her Via YouTube
“@jakedavidson23:youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqUE…” you can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule ;)
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) March 19, 2013
Don't hate Jake Davidson just because you're not Jake Davidson...
Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep
A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishment...
Sleeping Man Wakes Up With Bottle Rocket In Crotch
Good friends will do anything for you. Unfortunately, they'll also do anything to you, as the guy who is sleeping in this video finds out.
Dude is just sleeping peacefully until his 'good friend' finds him. Mr. Friend then seizes the bottle rocket next to the crotch of our hero and lights it...
This Weekend In Sports: NBA All-Star Game and The Sprint Unlimited
An interactive NASCAR race and the NBA All-Star Game are the best offerings on a light sports calendar. Here's what to watch this weekend:
Super Bowl XLVII Recap — Baltimore Ravens Hold Off San Francisco 49ers, 34-31
Joe Flacco threw three touchdown passes, and the Baltimore Ravens withstood a stadium power outage and a furious 49ers' rally to beat San Francisco, 34-31, at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans on Sunday night.
The 5 Dumbest Things Said During Super Bowl XLVII Week
In the week leading up to Super Bowl XLVII, it sometimes seemed there were more members of the media than fans in New Orleans. The result? Microphones and video cameras were everywhere picking up dumb comments by 49ers and Ravens players who would probably much rather just play the game. Here are the 5 dumbest things said during Super Bowl week:
Drinking Games During Hockey Intermission Cause Fans To Get Sick
A minor league hockey team thought getting a few college students out on its ice for 'College Olympics' on Jan. 18 would make for memorable intermission entertainment. They were right…for all the wrong reasons.
Coin Guitar Picks Are Awesome
Loose change is always a terrible conundrum.
Massage Robot On Wheels Could Disrupt Massage Industry, Or Not
Robot technology is often spectacular when's it's on full display, like the Mars rover, military drones and the Roomba. These incredible machines often complete tasks that humans can only hope to achieve. One company is putting robotic technology to its best use yet: providing automated massages through the use of a tiny car that motors across your body.