Happy Tuesday, everyone. Aka "at least it's not Monday." Today (July 23) Twitter was abuzz because Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted the Royal Baby. And looked good doing it. But fortunately, there were other distractions too.

According to Patton Oswalt, President Obama is thinking about how to fix Detroit's bankruptcy problem.

 
We just learned what the three M's are thanks to Blake Shelton.

 
In Justin Bieber's world, you do as he says, not as he does.

 
John Stamos' housekeeper does not understand the dual meaning of words.

 
Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan was trapped on a train, but was apparently saved by a dalek.

 
Tokyo taught Tony Hawk about multi-tasking.

 
This is what 'Supernatural' star Jared Padelecki looks like on hiatus. Allegedly.

 
Author John Green reacts to news about Laura Dern being cast in his book-turned-movie.

 
And of course there was plenty more talk about the Royal Baby.

 
Although Bryan Cranston was the only one to use the birth for his own gain. (Smart man.)