Ya gotta give him points for effort!

Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, but a Kentucky man named Michael Wells-Rody is giving it a pretty good shot.

Wells-Rody was arrested on Saturday at the Breeders’s Cup race when he got drunk and decided to ride a horse on the Churchill Downs track. He snuck into a restricted area, hopped on the horse, the wackiness ensues.

As you might imagine, he was arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct.