Being a state that is probably the homeland of potato bugs, Maine has it's share of gross bugs including this one.

Comedian Chris Fleming comes across one and claims it's an alien that has "intentions that aren't good".  It's only until later on in the video that he discovers what kind of bug it is but is still convinced that it's not of this earth.

Chris's storyline starts off innocent, helping the bug after it ended up on it's back and unable to move, but quickly becomes a fantasy whirl wind of the bug asking the comedian to become his "grandma bride", adapting to our language and becoming an Amazon Prime customer.

It's admirable how much care he has for the potato bug but concerning how much time he has spent spinning this story.  Check out this video and try not to laugh.