Wanna Buy A High School?

The things you can find on Craigslist! If you want to buy Brewer High School, you can for just $2014. Of course it's not really for sale, but here's the ad that's running on Craigslist!

Getting ready to graduate and move away for college and am looking for some pocket change. Looking for $2014 OBO. The high school comes fully equipped with broken/nonfunctioning laptops, occasional gas leaks and pipe bursts, and a stud of a resource officer (gotta love those teeth). Will consider doing trades for jacked up trucks for sitting in Hannaford parking lot, large supply of Red Man chew, or a football team that will beat a class C school. If you have any questions feel free to give me a call anytime between the hours of 8a.m and 3p.m or email me at bdoyle at breweredu org.