What do you get the girl who has everything?

Looking for the perfect Valentine's Day gift? Vermont Teddy Bear has a rather disturbing one for sale.

The "Big Hunka Love Bear" is a four and a half foot tall brown stuffed bear, and according to this goofy television commercial, it will have your girl ready to give you some sweet lovin' on the most romantic day of the year.

Sounds good right? Well, the ad also suggests that when the man of the house isn't around, the "Big Hunka Love Bear" is a more than acceptable substitute.

Check out the commercial and go buy some flowers and candy instead.

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