Two Portland Residents Accused Of Stealing Domino’s Car

I wonder if the cops caught them in thirty minutes or less.

Two knuckleheads in Portland must have had a serious case of the late night munchies on early Monday morning, because instead of simply calling and ordering a pizza, they took it to the next level.

Haben Taffere, 34 and Rachel Ryan, 22 have been charged with car theft after they stole a Domino's delivery car in the wee hours of Monday in Portland.

Funniest of all, Portland PD says the car was very easy to find, seeing as how the Domino's sign was on top of the car...Duh!!!!!