We all turn to the hip powers of Urban Dictionary to define that new term people keep saying; or translating half of a new rap song. What happens when you search Bangor? Welp, it could've been worse...

I don't think we drive that bad in the Big Bad BGR, but Urban Dictionary does. Here's the top definition when you search Bangor:

'Birthplace of Paul Bunyan, Bangor is a small city in Maine full of people that don't know how to drive correctly.
'Tim had to go to live in Bangor for seven months, and he almost got hit by a car.'

Alright, Paul Bunyan is a given. But do we really suck at driving? Considering our downtown is one giant traffic circle, I think we do pretty well.

A more colorful definition is further down the page which defines The Queen City as:

'The very northermost outpost of civilization in the United States, Bangor is the third largest city in Maine. The population consist almost entirely of whites, and a majority of druggies and other dirtbags. The only celebrity to live in Bangor is bestselling horror author Stephen King. Also known as "The Queen City".
The best thing to do on a friday night in Bangor is get drunk and drive by Stephen King's house.'

Ouch.

However, seeing how the other Bangor's of the world were defined - we win.

You'd think Lewiston would take a pummeling. Nope. It's actually super lame. Check it out for yourself here. Read the other definitions to see the descriptions you expected to read.

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