Lindsay Lohan

Callooh! Callay! After a 90-day court-ordered stint in rehab, Lindsay Lohan is back among the (law-abiding) living.

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While attempting to make a horror flick, a man learns that his lead actor has ignited an affair with his girlfriend, ultimately prompting an act of violence.

If you're ever looking for Lindsay Lohan, checking the county jail is always a good place to start. Over the course of just a few years, the one-time promising actress has managed to get in trouble enough times to warrant herself six impressive publicly-released mugshots -- and even more arrests.

When she isn't busy not showing up for work, fighting with her dad or looking for a new publicist, Lindsay Lohan spends her time keeping the world safe from dangerous weather phenomena. And if you silly people on the East Coast would just LISTEN TO HER, maybe you could stop boarding up your windows and just relax already.