Justin Bieber has been spiraling pretty publicly lately, but it's totally not his fault. In fact, the only person to blame for his actions is ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez. Because obviously.
Some schools reschedule midterm exams for things like, oh, we dunno, natural disasters or deaths in the family. In Norway, five schools have rescheduled their midterms so that the students can go see Justin Bieber perform in concert. Way to have those priorities in line, Norwegian school officials. Actually, this is a well-played and perfectly orchestrated chess move.
Justin Bieber's monkey Mally -- no, not that one, that's Jerry -- is doing just fine. So PETA and other animal rights organizations can call off the dogs (!!!) regarding the situation that saw Mally quarantined in Germany, since his owner didn't have the necessary documentation to enter the country with it.
If you had plans for May 19, do yourself a favor and cancel them immediately. Oh, you're getting married? Not anymore! Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Bruno Mars and Miguel will all perform at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards.
Poor little rich boy.
Justin Bieber revealed in a new Teen Vogue interview that he has a hard time trusting people ... and that Lil Twist -- you know, the dude who crashes Bieber's cars all the time and lives rent free in his mansion -- is his best friend.
Somehow, we think those two things may be related.
Justin Bieber has not one, but two covers of Teen Vogue for May 2013 and they are so OMG worthy. He looks like a classic teen idol, with his white tank, his bouffant hair (buh-bye Bieber bangs!) and his smoldering stare.
While The Biebs looks like the hottest thing on two legs in what amounts to his sexiest photo spread ever, he's not exactly pretty on in the inside right now. He's apparently smarting (and bad) over his breakup with Selena Gomez, with sources saying he's pretty tortured by the whole thing.
Four weeks. Or 28 days. That's how long Justin Bieber has to pick up his quarantined pet monkey, which was seized by German customs officials last Thursday (March 28) when The Biebs tried to escort his simian friend into the country sans the proper paperwork and necessary documentation.
For the amount of crap Justin Bieber has got from TMZ hounding his every move, it was only fitting that the phenom get back at Harvey Levin and Co.
And get back he did.
Though it's unclear why a metal and rock manager cares so deeply about Justin Bieber, Peter Mensch, the handler for acts like Metallica and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, wants to spank him.
Is that how he keeps his own bands in line? Because we can't really see Anthony Kiedis going for that.
In literal news that actually sounds like a lot of euphemisms, Justin Bieber's been sharing his pad with a bunch of pals ... and leaving his monkey in customs.
