Four weeks. Or 28 days. That's how long Justin Bieber has to pick up his quarantined pet monkey, which was seized by German customs officials last Thursday (March 28) when The Biebs tried to escort his simian friend into the country sans the proper paperwork and necessary documentation.
For the amount of crap Justin Bieber has got from TMZ hounding his every move, it was only fitting that the phenom get back at Harvey Levin and Co.
And get back he did.
Though it's unclear why a metal and rock manager cares so deeply about Justin Bieber, Peter Mensch, the handler for acts like Metallica and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, wants to spank him.
Is that how he keeps his own bands in line? Because we can't really see Anthony Kiedis going for that.
In literal news that actually sounds like a lot of euphemisms, Justin Bieber's been sharing his pad with a bunch of pals ... and leaving his monkey in customs.
Here's something that ought to make him think twice next time he wants to spew saliva at someone: Justin Bieber is likely to be prosecuted for supposedly spitting on his neighbor.
Justin Bieber has sworn to the high heavens that he never spit on his neighbor in a heated argument, but witnesses beg to differ -- and that could land the Biebs in big trouble.
Theoretically, anyway.
Justin Bieber has had a rough month so far, but he assures that it's just part of growing up -- which he's still doing, even if he's still sometimes acting years younger than his already tender age.
A regular segment on 'Conan' called "If They Melded" takes a look at what would happen if two celebrities faces were mashed together (after maybe a horrible radioactive spill of some kind, we're guessing).
Warning: You may not sleep tonight. Especially when you see what would happen if Anne Hathaway and Lord Voldemort joined forces in a dark alley.
Justin Bieber is being investigated for battery against a neighbor in Calabasas, Calif. after allegedly getting into a scuffle.
What was the guy so mad about? The fact that Bieber apparently isn't just a maniac on the floor, but also in the Ferrari.
Selena Gomez seemingly won't turn down any invitation to diss her ex Justin Bieber in the press or public eye, but that doesn't mean he's going to follow suit.
The Canadian phenom, who is arguably one of the main reasons anyone knows Gomez's name outside of the Disney universe, is taking the high road, even if it gives him a nosebleed.
