The famous Maine master of horror knows how to pass the time when people are messin' around in the self-checkout aisle at Hannafid's.

Replying to a tweet from Scott Von Doviak that pretty much torched people who abuse the self-checkout lanes at grocery stores, Stephen King perfectly summed up the experience of every single human being who's ever had the misfortune of being behind one of these people in line.

Flip open that National Enquirer... maybe all that fake news will take your mind off of the moron in front of you!