- Snooki wants Anderson Cooper to drink her breast milk. Worst drinking game ever. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Selena Gomez and Jimmy Fallon dress up and perform 'Mario Kart Love Song.' [PopCrush]

- Already skinny Holly Madison shows off her new baby, Rainbow Aurora. [PopBytes]

- Kim Kardashian took an unflattering bathroom selfie. [Bohomoth]

- But hey, her aunt seems like a real peach. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Bruno Mars is so amazing at sexing you up that he turns it into poetry. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Watch Katherine Webb jump off a kinda-high-dive on that awful 'Splash' show. [IDLYITW]

- The 'Boy Meets World' spin-off 'Girl Meets World' began filming today. [Hypable]

- In other nostalgia news, Jonathan Taylor Thomas is returning to television. [Rickey]

- And just when you couldn't learn any more, the 'Goosebumps' movie has a director. [ScreenCrush]

- George Clooney and Stacey Keibler are having the world's weirdest breakup. [Lainey Gossip]

 

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