- Josh Brolin was on heroin pretty much the entire time he was filming the 'Goonies.' [Celebitchy]

- Madonna's brother tells Lady Gaga to stop dressing like a freak and evolve already. [PopBytes]

- Well, in fairness, it's hard for J. Lo to go anywhere without this happening. [Bohomoth]

- Audio proof of Lindsay Lohan yelling at her co-star is supposedly not what we think. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Miranda Kerr was at the Golden Globes for absolutely no reason. Possibly because look at her. [IDLYITW]

- Anderson Cooper used to date girls once upon a time. When he was 12. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Justin Timberlake releases new song and pens open letter announcing his new album's title. [PopCrush]

- Aaron Carter is still alive and planning a new tour. You'll want to camp out for tickets, of course. [Hypable]

- Ann Romney won't join 'Dancing With the Stars.' Dancing around the issues wore her out. [Rickey]

- 'South Park' creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone will soon offend you from their own studio. [ScreenCrush]

 

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