- Hugh Jackman's wife is annoyed that people assume she's his big ol' beard. [Celebitchy]

- Britney Spears joins will.i.am., Diddy and Lil Wayne for 'Scream & Shout' remix. [Rickey]

- Anne Hathaway thinks she looked like an annoying turkey at the BAFTAs. [Bohomoth]

- If Ashton Kutcher is already cheating on Mila Kunis, he's stupider than we thought. [PopBytes]

- 'Downton Abbey' actress Maggie Smith has never actually watched 'Downton Abbey.' [Hypable]

- Harry Styles no longer believes in love at first sight since Taylor Swift ripped out his eyes. [PopCrush]

- Kate Upton is not fat. But she doesn't care if you think she is. [IDLYITW]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt was painfully photoshopped for the cover of Shape. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Val Kilmer has a 'Willow' reunion and reminds us he looks like this now. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Give the gift of free Valentine's Day e-cards to all the "special" people in your life. [ScreenCrush]

 

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