- One Direction fans sent death threats to Liam Payne's puppy because they're that crazy. [PopCrush]

- Sofia Vergara's boobs are a frighteningly large 32F that reminds us of grandma. [IDLYITW]

- First look at Tina Fey as a Russian prison guard in the upcoming Muppets movie. [Hypable]

- Since his stay in London went so well, Justin Bieber is causing riots in Paris now. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan went out clubbing to celebrate her upcoming 90 days in rehab. [PopBytes]

- Bradley Cooper is dating a 20-year-old model and he wants you to know it. [Bohomoth]

- The director of Natalie Portman's new Western quit after only one day of filming. [ScreenCrush]

- Nick Cannon has a brand-spanking new job. At Walmart. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Eva Mendes says she can't get roles because she's too pretty. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Wanna see Andy Dick dance on 'Dancing With the Stars'? No, you don't. [Rickey]

 

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