- 'Kick-Ass 2' trailer doesn't want us to suspend our disbelief that Chloe Grace Moretz ages. [ScreenCrush]

- The "is" in Scott Disick's last name exists only to make you forget he does stuff like this. [PopBytes]

- Nicki Minaj wants you to see her derriere in a swimsuit that defies the laws of gravity. [PopCrush]

- Gwen Stefani took a turn at rocking some diaper pants. No! That's a bad Gwen Stefani! BAD! [Bohomoth]

- Gwyneth Paltrow went on a diet and then she thought she had a stroke. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Kim Kardashian's baby-bump stylist is not earning his keep. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Kate Middleton and Prince Charles may have already named their future queen. [IDLYITW]

- Sarah Palin is back, and she's writing a book about putting the Christ back in Christmas. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Q: What would happen if 'Game of Thrones' was made in 1995? A: So much cheese. [Hypable]

- Our new pope is ::drumroll:: Jorge Mario Bergoglio. What? Only Dennis Rodman cares? [Rickey]

 

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