Someone Made ‘Wessie’ the Westbrook Python a Twitter Account, It’s Pretty Awesome

The fun hasn't been completely sucked out of social media.

Well played! Someone has made a Twitter account for the Westbrook Python. Wessie P. Thon (@WessieThon) quickly gained over 1,000 followers last week after news broke of a large snake being spotted along the banks of the Presumpscot River.

Locals claim "Wessie" or the "Presumpscot Python" is at least 10 feet long.

Wessie's Twitter profile brags "You'll never take me alive Westbrook PD!"