Snake Thief Hides Python In His Pants [VIDEO]

Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

If you are a regular listener of The Z Morning Show, you know how we love to torment Todd Simcox and his girly fear of snakes. Well this morning we had one that completely repulsed him.

A man walked into A to Z Pets in Portland, Oregon and took a $200 python out of it's tank, then promptly shoved down his pants. After a security camera caught all the action on tape, the snake was returned by a different man five days later.