Maine State Police Run To The Aid Of A Horny Hog
An amorous porker in his glory led police to a Hanson Road property this past Monday night in China, Maine.
A neighbor called police after what she thought were the screams of a domestic assault taking place at the property next door. Turns out it was the romantic screams of delight coming from a male pig penned up with five sows in heat. Can you blame him?
According to the Kennebec Journal, four Maine State troopers went to the house next door and spoke with the neighbor, who raises pigs. According to the official police report, “The homeowner stated her male pig was screaming because he was in a pen with five other female pigs in heat”.
Police determined that there was no assault or disturbance “other than the screaming male pig”. Chalk this one up to a horny hog.