Heiress Paris Hilton jetted off to Ibiza for a one-month gig as a club DJ (no, we don't know why), and if you've ever wondered just how much you'd pack if you knew you'd be gone that long, she's here to help. But you may need to buy a few more sets of luggage first -- unless, you know, you just happen to have 19 suitcases lying about.

 
First world problems are hard, you guys.

Anyway, if you happen to be in Ibiza, you can catch Paris every Wednesday night in August having something called a foam and diamonds party. Whatever that may be.