You crash a car into a store window and you steal LIGHT beer?

Houston Police are looking for two idiots who crashed their car into a convenience store window and stole only an 18-pack of Bud Light.

The heist was captured on the store surveillance camera, where you see the culprits jump out of the car, grab the beer and take off after doing about $5,000 in damage to the store.

I am in no way condoning what they did, but all you took was beer? You gentlemen, win the morons of the week pass me one of those beers, because the weekend is here!