Moron Steals American Flag Gets Instant Karma [VIDEO]
From the idiot files...
One would assume that alcohol involved when a nitwit in Campbell, California decided to swipe an American flag from someone's porch and the promptly did a face plant when he tried to vault over a fence. Since this was captured on video, hopefully the local Police Department will be able to find this creep.
For those of you playing along at home, stealing Old Glory is a criminal violation.