From the idiot files...

One would assume that alcohol involved when a nitwit in Campbell, California decided to swipe an American flag from someone's porch and the promptly did a face plant when he tried to vault over a fence. Since this was captured on video, hopefully the local Police Department will be able to find this creep.

For those of you playing along at home, stealing Old Glory is a criminal violation.

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