I now pronounce you man and....tree.

This past Sunday, a man who bares more than a passing resmeblance to Johnny Depp, took his activism as an environmentalist to heart and married a tree in Argentina.

Richard Torres walked down the aisle in a white suit,and consummated the marriage by planting a big ol' kiss on his new partner. Let's hope that where the consummation ends.

This all part of Mr. Torre's plan to spread his '"green" message, In fact, this is his second marriage to a tree. In June, he married his first and was quoted as saying "My marriage will be eternal and I will make love with all the tree, hugging them I will feel their energy"

Watch the ceremony and remember the happy couple is registered at Home Depot...Kidding.