But hey at least we aren't the fattest, or ugliest.

A map published by the blog, Policymic, has labeled all the states based on national ranking research. Maine was labeled the dumbest state due to the low SAT scores collected from a 2010 study. The average Mainer scored 1,391. Why did we rank so low? Probably because Maine has the highest SAT participation in the country.

Some of my personal faves were:

  • Washington - Highest rate of bestiality.
  • Mississippi - Fattest state with a 35% obesity rate.
  • Colorado - 'Highest' cocaine use.
  • North Dakota - The ugliest state.
  • Massachusetts - Worst drivers...we knew that.
  • Louisiana - Highest gonorrhea rate.