Kid’s Christmas Gift From Taylor Swift
I would like to announce that Taylor Swift and I are now dating!!
I arrived at work, to find of a box of these nice coffee mugs from Taylor’s record label and naturally I figured it was her way of putting the moves on me, dumping me and then writing an awful song about it…
No? Well, a guy can dream right?
Good news is, I can pass one of these off as a crappy Christmas gift for Sabrina!
Joy to the world!!!