Kid’s Christmas Gift From Taylor Swift

I would like to announce that Taylor Swift and I are now dating!!

I arrived at work, to find of a box of these nice coffee mugs from Taylor's record label and naturally I figured it was her way of putting the moves on me, dumping me and then writing an awful song about it...

No? Well, a guy can dream right?

Good news is, I can pass one of these off as a crappy Christmas gift for Sabrina!

Joy to the world!!!