Jesus, Take the Wheel …
A woman in Florida had an interesting excuse after police busted her speeding upwards of 100 miles per hour in a 30 mile an hour zone on Thursday…Jesus made her do it.
Melissa Miller was speeding with her horn blaring. When she was asked why, she said, “I was letting the Lord’s spirit guide me.”
Divine intervention couldn’t save her from charges of reckless driving and speeding and violating her probation. Miller was place behind bars at Port St. Lucie County Jail, pending $375 bail, where I’m sure Jesus will appear again on a potato chip, or piece of toast.