A shop in London has a great Valentine's gift for your heartbroken self.
Mad about being single today? For just $30 and a picture of your ex, The Last Tuesday Society will send you a voodoo doll to their likeness. What kind of evil doing can you achieve with a few pins and the doll? Sinister stuff!

The dolls have curses that include impotence, flatulence, hair loss and 'boob sag.' You could even be so sinister as to curse your ex with ZERO TWITTER FOLLOWERS!!!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!

Other hexes you can choose to pin upon include tooth ache, speeding tickets or credit card fraud.

It's the perfect gift to yourself if you're tired of the traditional route of self loathing...or arson.