Everyone knows someone like this...

We all have a friend who gets into a relationship and you never see them again, and if you do, their significant other is ALWAYS with them. Annoying.

When Keiran Cable started dating Jess Ferguson, his friends saw it as the beginning of the end.

After 18 months, they were tired of calls and emails to Cable going unreturned, and so they decided it was time to say goodbye and threw him one hell of a fake funeral.

Cable's friends even rented a hearse and sang hymns celebrating his life.

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