10 Funny Liz Lemon Quotes From ’30 Rock’
To mark the end of the long-running and immensely successful NBC sitcom ’30 Rock,’ (Blergh!) we give you the 10 best quotes from lovable, semi-tragic head writer, Liz Lemon.
“Hey, nerds! Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.”
“Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America?”
“Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he’s gonna kill you and then he’s gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us.”
“I’m 37, please don’t make me go to Brooklyn.”
“Lovers.. oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza.”
“Thanks, it’s my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.”
“I really don’t think it’s fair for me to be on a jury since I’m a hologram.”
“Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.”
“My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.”
“You are my heroine! And by heroine I mean lady hero. I don’t want to inject you and listen to jazz.”
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