This didn't go too well...

As if Fox' holiday coverage couldn't get weirder, correspondent Phil Keating thought it was a great idea to interview a drunk NYE party-goer. In a segment of Fox' 'All-American New Year's Eve' (which obviously contains NSFW language) Keating puts the mic in the face of a 'tall drink of water,' who could use some water.

Her message to the nation: 'We got 5 minutes until 2014, and we're going to f*** s*** up!'

Happy 2014, 'Merica.