Five True Statements About Living in Maine
You're definitely a Mainer if these hit home for you!
- 1
'Down the road a ways' is a unit of measurement.
This is a fun phrase to include when giving Flatlanders directions. You're welcome.
- 2
Logging trucks are terrifying.
But seriously! They're scary from every. Damn. Angle! From behind, all you're thinking is which one of those giant logs is going to somehow come loose and impale you. From the side, you worry about the whole load rolling on top of your tiny vehicle. Nothing will get your heart pumping like seeing one head-on flying around a tight corner. Nuff said!
- 3
You probably really can be eaten alive by mosquitoes and black flies.
Bug dope is basically cologne for Mainers in summertime.
- 4
Pothole season, is an actual season.
During this beautiful time of the year the air is filled with the sound of dragging mufflers and the thumping of flat tires against pavement. You think, "Hmmm, is that a sweet mud puddle I can splash through?" Nope. It's actually a crater that would make the moon blush.
- 5
You use this when you feel like it.
They only have these things in those fancy foreign cars, right? Fun Fact: Massachusetts vehicles don't have these, or so we're told.