Oh, the humanity! A Michigan man's stash of valuable porn was stolen. Guess how much it was worth?!

Earlie Johnson had a collection of hard-to-find porn, featuring African American porn stars dating back to the 1970's. He says it's valued at about $7,500! A few TV's were stolen as well, but Earlie doesn't seem to care about them. He's already bought new 3-D TV's. 3-D TV's and porn! GREAT combo, Earlie!

Earlie says it will be impossible to replace the collection since so many of the titles he owned were so difficult to find. However, his misfortune hasn't gone unnoticed. The owner of a porn distributor offered to give Earlie a copy of everything in their catalog.

Police still have no leads.