'I'd love me a bong rip tonight. You could have had it allllllllllll, rollin' up my weed.'

Oh, Portland. Some magical singing was captured on camera in downtown Portland. This unknown songbird loves his Mary-J to the point of joyous singing.

Someone get this dude on The Voice.

'And I would do anything for pot, but I won't smoke crack.' Good choice.

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