Funny this should come up today because I was having a conversation with a friend who said it wasn't illegal for ANYONE to go topless in Maine, to which I replied maybe so but there should be an age limit if you get my drift.

Just after that I was reading that according to a survey, if you've turned 31, you shouldn't get a tattoo.

The survey also found that other offenses include:

  • Routinely ending a text or email to a stranger with a kiss - 35
  • Using text short-forms such as LOL - 29
  • Using emoticons in texts and tweets - 26
  • Wearing a baseball cap - 32
  • Wearing a bikini - 48
  • Riding a skateboard - 26
  • Wearing a football replica shirt - 37
  • Having a ponytail (for a man) - 29
  • Having a goatee beard - 34
  • Having a body piercing - 29
  • Wearing a crop top - 28
  • Wearing very high heels - 34
  • Going to a music festival - 41
  • Kissing in the street - 24
  • Wearing Speedos - 26
  • Watching reality TV - 31
  • Wearing a mini-skirt - 27
  • Voting for an act on X Factor - 26
  • Dancing at a nightclub - 37
  • Dressing up and behaving outrageously at a party - 37
  • Riding a snowboard - 36
  • Wearing Croc sandals - 33
  • High fiving anyone - 27
Who makes this stuff up anyway?

So here is my question: