Burglar Calls Cops While Burgling, to Report Imaginary Burglar
Marius Ionescu is a burglar who likes to work alone.
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So-Called Grown Man Builds Menu Fort to Avoid Talking to Girlfriend
During a meal at his local Olive Garden, Adam Howell noticed a peculiar site. A man had used the casual dining chain's menus to build a fort.
And like many forts that have been constructed for non-military purposes this one was "no girls allowed."
Zooey Deschanel Mistakenly Named a Boston Bombing Suspect
It's hard to imagine 'New Girl' star Zooey Deschanel as anything besides a wide-eyed, manic-pixie dream girl who just wants to spread good vibes and quirkiness.
Which is why folks in Dallas must've been a bit confused on Friday when the local Fox affiliate fingered Deschanel as a suspect in last week's tragic Boston Marathon bombing. "He is 19 year old Zoey Deschanel," read the caption, which was meant to refer to the now captured Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev.
Coolio and His Newly Horny Hair Were Booked on Domestic Battery In Vegas [PHOTO]
Adele-Loving Grammy Crasher Vitalii Sediuk Is Facing Six Months in Jail
Vitalii Sediuk, the Ukrainian prankster who crashed the Grammys and later ran onstage to interrupt Adele's acceptance speech (only to be dispatched by Jennifer Lopez and her mighty Thumb of Doom), is facing six months in jail and up to $2,000 in fines.
There was really no need to rush the stage with proclamations of love, dude. Adele already knows everyone loves her.
Watch this Ferrari Owner Flip Out Over Prank [VIDEO]
Apparently Ferrari owners have no sense of humor.
Eel Surgically Removed from Man’s Butt
Here's an idea: Shove a live, 20-inch eel up your butt. Normal people would say no way, but this dude said 'challenge accepted.'
Man Dies from Being Kicked in the Butt [VIDEO]
I'm pretty sure if Red Foreman ever did unleash some ass-kicking on That 70's Show it would be the same outcome as this...
Girl Hit In Face With Home Run Ball After Guy Jumps Away
This is no way to win a woman's heart (or protect her face).
Woman Arrested For April Fool’s Day Robbery Prank
It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up.