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Dumb Teens Steal Credit Card, Take Photo Booth Pics With It

Donald Deane — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:05:53 +0000

A group of teens in Maryland accused of credit card theft have been identified thanks to incriminating photo booth pics they took of themselves holding the card. Oh well. No one ever said you had to be smart to commit fraud.

Another Jerk Berates A Fast Food Worker [VIDEO]

Kid — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:02:31 +0000

Taylor Chapman will not stand for cheese on his hamburger!!! Can we take it easy on these people who work at fast food drive thru windows and restaurants? They don’t make a lot of money and they take abuse from people who feel the world has cheated them, when an order gets screwed up. Chapman [...]

Miss Utah Gives Probably the Worst Answer in the History of Pageants

Emerald Catron — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:03:35 +0000

Guys, pageant contestants aren’t just pretty faces — they’re also extremely capable of saying things so incoherently stupid that it gives you a headache. Here was the question: “A recent report shows that in 40& of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men. What does [...]

Husband Mistakenly Sells Wife's $23,000 Diamond Wedding Ring for $10

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:26:25 +0000

If he likes it, he’s going to have to put a ring on it. Again. A Laguna Niguel, California man made the ultimate blunder when he accidentally sold his wife’s $23,000 diamond wedding ring at a garage sale for a measly 10 bucks. Racquel Cloutier was in the hospital earlier this month after having delivered [...]

There's Terrorizing and Then There's Terrorizing….Naked

Susan Patten — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:10:49 +0000

I’ve reported a lot of different things in my almost thirty years of being a journalist. I’ve often told people nothing surprises me anymore, so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by this particular story either. What gets me is not necessarily the naked man who appears to have taken leave of his sensibilities, rather, [...]

What the Truck?

Paul Wolfe — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:51:08 +0000

That’s definitely not the E Z Pass lane… An accident on I-95 this morning at the Hampton tolls sent one person to the hospital. State police say the person wasn’t seriously hurt in the accident that left their truck perched on the median between tolls. The driver was taken to Portsmouth Regional Hospital. Slick driving, [...]

Elementary School Teacher Shows 'Saw' to His Class, Says "This Will Be Your First Horror Movie"

Jacob Hall — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:02:52 +0000

We've all had that teacher at least once in our lives. You know the one. The oddball. The eccentric. The one whose bizarre worldview and teaching methods have a lasting (and not always positive) impact on his or her students. However, the award for the year's strangest teacher undoubtedly has to go to Jean-Baptiste Clément, a sixth grade math teacher who subjected his students to James Wan's horror film 'Saw.'

Bank Employee Falls Asleep on Keyboard, Transfers Millions to Customer

Donald Deane — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 14:54:07 +0000

Everyone gets sleepy during work sometimes, but as a clerk in Germany recently learned, a bank transaction probably isn't the best time for a power nap. In fact, he fell asleep on his keyboard and accidentally transferred more than $295 million dollars to a customer. How come our bank never did that for us?

Lovesick Thief Learns the Hard Way Not to Steal During Live News Report

Drew Weisholtz — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:46:01 +0000

Getting dumped was just the beginning of this guy’s problems. A recently-dumped man in Poland was caught on camera during a live news report stealing roses from a florist in a bid to win his ex-girlfriend back. Andrzej Czapka couldn’t afford the flowers, so he decided to just swipe them from the shop, unaware a [...]

Man Demands To Go to Jail After Running Out of Video Games

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 15:30:46 +0000

A man under house arrest in New Zealand wanted to go to jail because he’d run out of video games to play. What the Halo was he thinking? The man, 19, called cops on Tuesday to say he would like to finish the last month of his 11-month sentence in the slammer because he had [...]