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Kate Middleton Is Pregnant. There Goes the Neighborhood.
The tabloids have speculated for months now that Kate Middleton has a royal bun in the oven -- and, like the proverbial blind squirrel who eventually gets the nut, they're finally right.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: She Claims She Never Hit Anyone + Another Famewhore Hires Gloria Allred
Yeah, it's Saturday, and normally celebrity news is super slow on Saturdays. But the one-woman maelstrom known as Lindsay Lohan never takes a day off.
Jessica Simpson ‘Accidentally’ Got Herself Pregnant Again
The interwebs are ablaze with chatter that Jessica Simpson -- who just seven months ago birthed her first baby -- is "accidentally" knocked up again after a sperm apparently tripped and fell into one of her eggs.
At first we were all "doesn't she know how how babies are made?" and then we remembered who we're talking about here so never mind.
Angus T. Jones Publicly Apologizes to His ‘Two and a Half Men’ Overlords
Angus T. Jones, who until Monday was known mainly as "that kid on 'Two and a Half Men,'" has had quite a busy week.
First he implored people not to watch his show anymore because it's "filth," and then his mom said she was worried he'd been sucked into a cult. Now, not even two days after the whole brouhaha began, Jones has realized which side of his $350,000-per-episode bread
Halle Berry’s Men Celebrated Thanksgiving by Beating the Stuffing Out of Each Other
Halle Berry's crazy never takes a holiday.
Seems her fiance, actor Olivier Martinez, and her ex, model Gabriel Aubry, got into a brawl at her home on Thanksgiving because, you know, that's what Berry's pheromones do to guys.
Jenny McCarthy ‘Cougar Rapes’ Justin Bieber Because That’s Totally Appropriate
Not long ago, Jenny McCarthy was rubbing against trees in a way even the most staunch environmentalists would oppose. But these days it seems she's found an actual human being to molest -- namely, Justin Bieber.
President Obama + McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed [PHOTO]
President Obama welcomed the US ladies' gymnastic team -- aka the Fierce Five -- to the White House on Thursday, and while they were there, he couldn't pass up the opportunity to pull his best "not impressed" face alongside McKayla Maroney.
Oh, Good Morning. Care for Some Eggs? Coffee? Rihanna Naked? [PHOTO]
Rihanna is fast becoming the world's most famous exhibitionist. In fact, these days it would be a lot more scintillating if she'd just put something on.
This time around, you'll find her wearing only a leather jacket on the December cover of GQ.
Today in Justin Bieber: He Cries on Stage + Barbara Palvin Begs for Mercy [VIDEO]
Hell hath no fury like a Belieber -- scorned or not.
In the wake of Justin Bieber's break up with Selena Gomez, the Biebs allegedly teared up while singing an emotional love song in concert. Meanwhile, Victoria's Secret model Barbara Palvin -- rumored to be the Bieb's shiny new love interest -- had her pretty little hands full warding off his fans' copious ire.
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Split as He Wades Into a Sea of Lingerie Models [PHOTO]
Beliebers, start your engines. Your boy is single again.
Seems the tween star finally figured out he's Justin Bieber and 18 and able to get lingerie model tail, so there was no point in continuing a relationship with Selena Gomez.