Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Super Bowl 2013 Blackout Prompts Twitter Outrage, Awesome Oreo Response
What? No lights? A power surge caused a blackout at Super Bowl 2013, which gave people on Twitter plenty of opportunity to move on from Beyonce's half-time performance.
Hey Everybody, Beyonce Can Actually Sing the National Anthem
Beyonce decided that the time to address whether or not she was lip-syncing the national anthem at the presidential inauguration is now. You know, when everybody's already forgotten about it. Thanks for the reminder.
Watch Andy Samberg Try to Win Over Tegan and Sara
Is it okay if we think this is the funniest thing Andy Samberg's done since he left 'SNL'? It's going to have to be okay, because this interview with indie rock twins Tegan and Sara is the funniest thing Andy Samberg's done in a while.
See ‘Call Me Maybe’ Played on Empty Beer Bottles
Just when you thought 'Call Me Maybe' was gone forever, it comes back again, like a terrible, terrible ex you hate, but you only live four blocks apart so what are you going to do? This time a group of guys from Denmark are playing it on bottles...
Would You Play ‘Downton Abbey’ for Super NES?
We would totally play this game, if only it were real. It seems like there are a million things going on and you could probably never win, but isn't that just like the PBS series 'Downton Abbey'?
Supercut Proves ’30 Rock’s’ Dot Com Is a Genius
There are so many great moments in every episode of '30 Rock' that it can be hard to notice all the little things. That's why we're glad this supercut showing Tracy Jordan's assistant Dot Com as a persecuted intellectual exists. Just one more thing to tack onto the list of things we're going to miss about this show after it ends next week...
High Speed Police Chase Takes Surprising Turn
We sat through this whole thing video of a high-speed police pursuit in Inglewood, Calif., waiting for something horrible to happen, because it's the internet. Magically, nothing horrible does happen. We aren't going to give away the surprise ending...
‘American Psycho’ Is 1,000 Times Better With ‘Pokemon’
Here's a video because, hey, why not? You probably remember the business card scene from 'American Psycho,' with all the different shades of off-white. Here it is again, only they're comparing Pokemon cards.
Here’s Jodie Foster’s Slightly Bizarre Golden Globes Speech
Last night's Golden Globes were certainly filled with some memorable moments. The Tommy Lee Jones death stare, Taylor Swift's disapproving face, Adele's delightful acceptance speech. But today most people are talking about Jodie Foster's sort of rambling acceptance speech for the Cecil B DeMille lifetime achievement award.
Video of Mouse Being Released Into Wild Doesn’t End Well
We commend these guys for humanely trapping and releasing a mouse. Too bad their plan backfired so very, very quickly. Seconds after being set loose in a field, a hawk swoops up and grabs it. Their reaction is priceless. So much hard work for nothing...