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Wax Nostalgic About 1999 With This Intense Montage
Time travel hasn't been invented yet (or if it has, those jerks aren't telling us), so this is probably the next best thing.
Let’s All Stop Wondering What Amanda Bynes Is Up To
Are you ever sitting around by yourself thinking, "Hey, I wonder what Amanda Bynes is up to?" You need to stop. Nothing good comes from wondering that, because this video she recently posted to Telly (whatever that is) is the answer.
When Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber Swap Faces You Wind Up With a Pretty Cute Couple
It turns out when you swap the faces of Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift, you wind up with a pretty cute lesbian couple. Thanks for the heads up, Reddit.
Psy Destroys Another Justin Bieber YouTube Record
You might have thought everybody was so sick of 'Gangnam Style' that they never wanted to see or hear Psy again. It seems that is not the case. 'Gentleman,' Psy's first release since 'Gangnam Style' took over the world last summer, immediately smashed a record held by Justin Bieber for most video views within 24 hours of its debut. Like, he seriously crushed that record.
Here’s the Dog Version of ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ You Didn’t Know You Were Asking For
Here it is. Concrete proof that 'The Secret' is real. It's a dog-themed version of the song from 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.' You know, that thing we've all been secretly wishing existed for since forever. Now it exists. Thanks, 'The Secret...
Twitter Split on Lindsay Lohan Trial
Lindsay Lohan managed to show up to court almost an hour late this morning, after taking an overnight flight on a private jet sponsored by an energy drink from New York to LA. She got glitter-bombed on the way in, so at least she's looking fabulous.
Are You a Rich, Handsome Man Looking for a Girlfriend? Watch This Music Video
We know a few things about Nicky thanks to this music video. She wants to eat pork. She likes beach drinks. She is "cute and clever" and plans to stay that way "for now and forever." Oh, and she wants to be rich.
Sea Lions Are Also Screaming Like Humans Now
If you love watching videos of animals yelling like humans, but were worried the whole goat thing was getting a little bit played out, this is the video for you.
Here’s a Bunch of Cats Being Total Jerks
The internet has a longstanding, undisputed love of cats. Just because we love something doesn't mean we have to think it's perfect, though. Cats, for example, in addition to being cuddly and adorable, are basically huge jerks.
Humans Yelling Like Goats Yelling Like Humans Is a Thing Now
It's official -- goats yelling like humans has gone beyond just a viral video meme. Here is Los Angeles comedy troupe Olde Payphone yelling like goats yelling like humans.