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Colorado Students Serve Classmates Pot Brownies as Prank
Just because it's legal to do it on your own time in Colorado, doesn't mean you can drug your whole class. Two University of Colorado students in Boulder thought it would be funny to bring pot brownies to a morning class to share. Then a bunch of people who ate them had freak-
outs. Suddenly it was not so fun.
Watch Zack Morris Pitch Friendship Bracelets to ‘Shark Tank’
We've never seen 'Shark Tank,' because it doesn't feature animals or hillbillies, but we already know it will never be as good in real life as it is in this video. It's a mash-up of 'Shark Tank' and that episode of 'Saved by the Bell' when Zack Morris pitches his friendship bracelet business idea...
Ridiculous ‘Pickles’ Song Is Mysterious Internet Hit
This is happening right now on the internet. 'Pickles,' a song by Irish (by way of Russia and Israel) artist Yasha is blowing up. It's not very good, but it's gotten more than eight million views in the past six days. What? What is happening...
Is ‘Milking’ the New, Weirder ‘Planking’?
We know, you didn't think it would be possible for a meme to be more random than planking, but it's happened. Consider this -- after planking, one is not drenched in approximately a half a gallon of milk. That's the problem you get with "milking," which is basically a person standing in a public place dumping a half gallon of milk on their head while somebody films them.
Newscaster Gustavo Almodovar Has the Greatest Sign-Off
At this precise moment in time, we are so grateful that we don't live in Orange County. If we did, the local news might have driven us insane by now. Here's a video compilation of reporter Gustavo Almodovar signing off over and over again. And every time it's exactly the same...
Bacon Pancakes Plus Jay-Z Equals Best ‘Adventure Time’ Remix Ever
Just when you thought Jake the Dog singing about making bacon pancakes couldn't get any better, it does. Thanks, internet.
The Best of Finn the Human’s Exclamations from ‘Adventure Time’
Oh zang! It's a compilation of Finn the Human's nonsensical exclamations from the TV show 'Adventure Time,' courtesy of the folks at Slacktory. We can't thank them enough for the money this is going to keep out of the swear jar. Which one is your personal favorite...
‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’ Gets Overly Attached to Samsung
Fortunately, Laina, aka the Overly Attached Girlfriend, has already created a charity campaign, otherwise we would might be inclined to say she is just milking her internet fame. Instead, this Samsung commercial is actually entertaining. It's creepy, too...
Pennsylvania Voting Machine Doesn’t Allow Obama Votes
Aaaaaaand the drama begins. This video footage was taken by a man trying to cast a vote for Barack Obama in Pennsylvania (an important swing state). We say "trying" because the machine doesn't make it particularly possible to actually vote for Obama -- every time the man tries, his vote is cast for Romney.
‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Honest Trailer Exposes Unnecessary Remakes
"Witness yet another Spider-Man origin story, just so Sony can retain the rights to the character." Honest Trailers once again keep it real.