Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
‘Trumpkins’ Are the Most Ferociously Fearsome Pumpkins Ever
To alter a phrase that's been altered countlessly over the last few months, Donald Trump is out to make Halloween scary again.
‘Sexy’ Ken Bone Costume Has Turned Halloween on Its Ear
Ken Bone was already winning the presidential election. Now, he's winning Halloween.
Two Men You Don’t Know Are America’s Presidential Debate Heroes
Donald Trump didn't win Sunday night's presidential debate. Neither did Hillary Clinton.
This Car Carried Way, Way, Way, Way Too Many People
America is dealing with clowns. Russia is dealing with clown cars.
Candidate Dabs During Debate, Proves Without a Doubt That Politicians Shouldn’t
She doesn't stand on the issues as much as she does boogie on them.
Furious Frenchman With Odd Agenda Destroys iPhones in Apple Store
This guy is iRate.
‘Pets That Hate Donald Trump’ Are Obviously Just Feisty Demo-Cats
Donald Trump is so polarizing even animals despise him.
Eggo Waffles Issue Massive Recall for Listeria Concerns
Now may a good time to leggo your Eggo.
Fed-Up Woman Sues Parents for Posting Embarrassing Facebook Photos
You know that feeling you get when you see your parents on Facebook? Well, this woman has it much worse.
Black Dot Optical Illusion Will Have You Pulling the Hair Out of Your Head
If there's one thing the internet likes, it's something that messes with its mind.