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Amanda Bynes Looks Fantastic But Needs a Serious Reality Check [PHOTOS]
Things have been looking up for Amanda Bynes since she took initiative and shaved off half her hair. She seems more in control and less disheveled.
And yesterday (April 30), demonstrating she knows her Twitter audience well, she posted some pictures of her boobs.
Mariah Carey + Nick Cannon Renewed Their Vows … Again [PHOTOS]
On April 30, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their five-year wedding anniversary by renewing their vows, just like they did last year (apparently it's super hard to remember them otherwise).
A Somewhat Paranoid Lindsay Lohan Is in Talks for a ‘Rehab Blog’
What would Ernest Hemingway be like if he didn't own as many cats and once starred in a 'Parent Trap' remake? We don't know. So instead, Lindsay Lohan will have to suffice.
As she prepares for a 90-day rehab stint beginning on Thursday, May 2, Linds is already looking ahead and negotiating a deal to blog about the experience after she's discharged.
Anne Hathaway Hates the Paparazzi So Much, She Got in a Stranger’s Car to Avoid Them [VIDEO]
Seems actress Anne Hathaway has so much disdain for photographers, she'd rather take her chances with random strangers.
Of course, given her past experiences, who could really blame her.
One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson + Zayn Malik Score New ‘Mystery Machine’ Tour Bus [PHOTOS]
One Direction just got a new set of wheels to protect themselves from ghosts (or vengeful Taylor Swifts).
Amanda Bynes and Her Shaved Head Look Pretty Happy [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
Amanda Bynes announced last week that she had shaved half of her head, and shared some selfies that actually looked pretty rad.
Now she's given us a better look, posting a new video and some photos. In good lighting with decent resolution, even!
Farrah Abraham Sells Her Porno, Adds ‘Backdoor Teen Mom’ to Her Resume [PHOTO]
After weeks of intense, Cuban Missile-style negotiations, 'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham finally sold that "private sex tape" she shot with James Deen that's actually just straight-up porn.
So Drake Bell Picked a Twitter Fight With Paris Jackson
Former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell -- the Drake that Rosie O'Donnell likes, not the one Amanda Bynes wants to murder her lady bits -- has instigated yet another Twitter war.
This time it's with Michael Jackson's 15-year-old daughter Paris. (Did we mention Bell is 26?)
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie’s Neighbors Think They’re Killing the California Beaches
The Santa Barbara neighbors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's are reportedly furious after the celebrity power couple was spotted using gas-powered motor bikes along the pristine coastline like really attractive Captain Planet supervillains.
Selena Gomez’s Reaction to a Justin Bieber T-Shirt Is Kinda Priceless [PHOTO]
Selena Gomez posted a photo on Twitter today in which she posed with a fan wearing a Justin Bieber T-shirt -- and her expression is several kinds of awesome.