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Justin Bieber Has a Beer in South Africa, Says Nelson Mandela Is ‘The Man’ [PHOTO]
Justin Bieber is continuing his tour of the world, leaving nothing but a trail of destruction and un-tipped wait staff in his wake. Now he's in South Africa, where he can legally drink like an adult.
Take that, restrictive American consumption laws!
Donald Trump Launches a New Site That’s Doing Something Other Sites Already Do
Donald Trump will more or less put his face on anything -- cufflinks, eyewear and even hunks of meat. But now he's lent himself to a new crowdfunding website, and has decided to give away "suitcases full of cash" to help spread the word.
Provided he doesn't bankrupt the company first, of course.
Tara Reid Doesn’t Care What You Think + May Be the Happiest Drunk Ever [VIDEO]
Tara Reid went out to experience the Los Angeles night life vodka on Tuesday, May 7, and had some trouble finding her way back to her car. Quelle surprise.
‘Chelsea Lately’ Dance Crew Twerks to the Tan Mom Song [VIDEO]
The continuing horror show that is Patricia Krentcil -- better known as Tan Mom -- continued this week after she decided to inexplicably release a gut-wrenching rap song that sounds like Cthulhu's dying breath.
Ellen Page, Rashida Jones, Kelly Osbourne + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 6), celebrities discussed paranormal hair, got clumsy, fed your inspiration and became paranoid.
Miley Cyrus Launched an Instagram Account + Might Have Blown Maxim’s Hot 100 Reveal [PHOTOS]
When a magazine like Maxim comes out with its annual "Hot 100" list, revealing who took the top spot is a pretty big deal. Maxim was planning to do that for its 2013 list on this Thursday's 'Today' show -- but Miley Cyrus, it seems, had other plans.
Here’s Amanda Bynes Twerking … Er, Working Out at a New York City Gym [VIDEO]
Some crafty individual who holds a membership to Amanda Bynes' gym uploaded a video of what she claims to be Bynes working out -- with moves like a Muppet being operated by a detoxing junkie.
Lindsay Lohan Finally Wises Up, Rehires Shawn Holley + Checks Into Rehab Just Under the Wire
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Reese Witherspoon Was Both Drunk + A U.S. Citizen In Dash Cam Footage from Her Arrest [VIDEOS]
When Reese Witherspoon was nabbed for disorderly conduct after getting mouthy with a cop during husband Jim Toth's DUI arrest, there was lots of talk about what, exactly, she told the arresting officer.
Behold! The dash cam tape is here!
Norman Reedus, Kesha, Ron Howard + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 1) the celebrities celebrated May Day, talked Hollywood and gave health and hair advice.